Bandolero doesn’t have much time for sports, unless one considers the life of a bandolero to be sport, in and of itself, which is how Bandolero views it, but not how most people, probably, view it. Nevertheless, the other day Bandolero tried his hand, or rather his foot, at football. It was a disaster. For one thing, the damn thing wasn’t round. Most people in the world who play football play it with a round ball. On this occasion, Bandolero was in the Estados Unidos, where everything, including footballs, tends to be different from what the rest of the world thinks is right. So, of course, Bandolero could never kick the damn thing straight. Afterwards, though, Bandolero saw another game where they were playing with what the rest of the world would consider to be a football, only here it was called a basketball. And, interestingly, they were not allowed to kick it. Totally opposite from football, the whole idea seemed to be to use their hands, instead of keeping their hands off it.
Bandolero thinks he will stick with Bandoleroball. It is played like this: Gimme yer money or I kick yer balls!